My girlfriend wants to **** me with a dildo? I'm not that kind of guy at all, but what should i do? But she has always been really open to alot of things. But im just not into that, i guess maybe if i get drunk? |
| Just say no. |
What does this quote from Family Guy mean? "Last night, Lois was the man" - said by peter, describing their sex
Did he like **** him with a dildo or something? |
| it means that lois was like doing it rough.....umm get it now? cause men tend to be rough? |
List of house hold item i would be able to **** in the *** please tell me hint tips and tricks plz? i need help plz help me i want to do it so bad i just dont have a dildo i wish |
You know, your hand works fairly well. Or you could go buy a dildo.
In a pinch, maybe a cucumber or zucchini. Make sure they aren't soft, though. No one wants a pickled ***.
It's not hard to find phallic looking objects around the house.
Just please don't use glass or sharp things or anything small enough to get lost in there. Make sure you have a good grip on the end that you're holding too. |
Do men like being dominated by women? Lately I have been having sexual thoughts about being dominated by a beautiful woman. Like being told how to go down on her, being tied up, slapped and spanked and even letting her put on a strap-on dildo and **** me in the ***. All of that turns me on to the point where I have orgasms. Am I the only man who would like that and are there women who would do a thing like this? |
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What can i use for a dildo? i am a 15 year old girl. i cant let my parents knoe what im doing. what can i use to **** around the house (hint: not food) HELP! |
Personally, I don' think you need a dildo.
Use your fingers and stimulate yourself. If you stimulate the clitoris at the right time, you will have an orgasm to remember. However, if you overstimulate your clitoris, you will have a very sore clitoris.
Bottles are too hard and may damage the interior walls of your vagina.
You might even want to try the shower if you have one of those 'Shower Pic' shower heads that massage your body. They work wonders as well. |
My dildo has mold on it, bad? it just started growing like a chia pet, but im really horny, what the **** do i do? oh and im asain |
| That is just too bad isn't it. Well its very simple. Being the loser you are, get a life. God you're pathetic. |
How could i get sex toys? I really want one! Im almost 16, and i am a gay male.
What toy(s) could i get?
I dont have a credit card.. so how can i get any? I dont want my parents to buy them nor be involved because that would be AKWARD.
So what toys are affordable, pleasurable, and work for a guy?
I would like a dildo or something, and also something to ****.
Both things that can be hidden :D |
| Your best bet is to get a debit card. |
Do you have to be completely f'd up to want to have a threesome when you're in a committed relationship? My boyfriend (21) has been close friends with a married couple (26) for a while. It turns out that the girl has harbored threesome fantasies ever since she saw the threesome scene in Quills (a maid between two guys, everyone very happy). She imagines that the characters do this every night, and try different positions, and have a grand time. She and her husband tried it out one time with a gay friend of theirs, but he wasn't sure he was gay at the time, his penis was too small (apparently her husband's is 7-8" when "super hard"), and she didn't like it.
So, in present day, she wants to have a threesome including herself, her husband, and my boyfriend. I find this absurd; one really shouldn't **** one's friends. They're not going to do it because I wouldn't be happy about it, but apparently it's going to happen when we break up. They also want to have "naked time" with the four of us, which would lead to ******* your own partner. Ew? I don't see the point. I don't want someone watching me ****. My boyfriend says it's to "share in the sexual energy." Whatever.
Anyway, I think she's got some crazy idealized image of what a threesome is. I don't see the point of a threesome at all; I'm happy ******* one guy, and it's not like I'm going to want more stimulation; I don't even like to use a dildo when I masturbate because it's too much stimulation.
All of this leads to the question: do you have to be completely ****** up to want to have a threesome when you're in a committed relationship, or just a little nutty? |
| Threesomes sound great on paper, but in committed relationships, they can create chaos. You can't know how you'll react until it happens, and it may be bad. Seeing your guy have sex with another girl isn't something that'll be easily forgotten. Sometimes a partner may fly into a rage mid act or have a flashback from a sexual trauma. Adding a third component to something as complicated as a threesome only detracts from healthy intimacy. But you sound like you know that this is generally a bad idea. If they're people you have no intention of being in a relationship with, enjoy, but this could ruin two relationships. And I'm glad you didn't buy your boyfriends "sharing in the sexual energy" BS. |
My hubby is bisexual and he likes me to act as man when we do have sexual relation? my hubby is bisexual is always fond of havimg sex with him just like a man do .he did bought a double dildo which he told me to wear and **** him in the anus |
| Thanks for that update... |