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How can I be a virgin again? (atheist if your going to an *** about don't bother answering it)? Ok so I lost my virginity to who I thought was a good girl and she turned out to be a scandilist two-faced lying whore who ****** my damn brother (barf) but anyway enough about that stupid slut how can I get my virginity back please help | | You can't ask a question like that and not expect to be joked around, sorry. I'm pretty sure plastic surgery might fix any physical evidence of an intercourse (even for guys), but I'm guessing this is not what you're asking for. I'm guessing you're asking how to undo sex, in which case I will refrain from answering, cause I can see no other answer to such a question than to be an a** about it, as you so eloquently mentioned. | Why does my girlfriend always act like a slut? My girlfriend is a completely different person around people. When it is just her and i she is sweet caring and sensitive. However when she is around other people especially at parties she is outrageous obnoxious and embarrassing. She flashes my friends as well as mooning them. She has to be the center of attention and does jello shots and gets all ****** up. She makes a complete *** of herself every time. I have no idea why she acts like this. I want her to act like she does around me. I'm considering breaking up with her what should i do? | This sounds like your girlfriend is having some self image issues. Many girls are always nervous when in a social setting. It's really common for them to try and play up the 'party girl' image so as not to seem naive or boring. The way you have described her makes it seem as though she is desperately needing attention and that she's just not comfortable with herself to know she's great just the way she is.
Try talking with her and telling her how you feel about her when you spend time alone, and how that it changes whenever you guys are out with others. She might not know that it's bothering you. If she gives you complaints about the whole ordeal, then you know she doesn't care enough about your feelings and more about the feelings of a crowd.
Before breaking it off with her, I would definitely try talking it out. Keep in mind though that she could just need a lot more reassurance from you to make her feel attractive and appreciated. So don't go blowing her off without trying to get to the root of the problem first.
Hope you guys can work it out! Good luck! | My boyfriend ****** up and this is my letter to him. Comment pls.? So when exactly did you plan on calling me last night and telling me you werent going to come pick me up? We spend everyday together and i thought it would be nice to let you go out and hang out with some guys and have time away from me. Thats why when you invited me to go to the get together I said "No you go have fun. You need time away from me every once and again." You thought that was cool of me so you went out. BUT you promised me you would come back and get me so that we could spend the night together and you could take me to work in the morning considering you totalled my car being a dumb *** sliding on the ice. We were supposed to watch movies, cuddle, and talk about some things that I realy needed someone to vent with. You dont let me hang out with my friends.. you dont let me go out and do things.. so that makes you my only friend.. the only person I have to talk to and hang out with. So last night when i was sitting by the door waiting for your call for 2 hours i realized how much of a dick head you are. You told me thirty minutes. I called you and you were talking to me like a was some trash off the side of the street and not your girlfriend who youve been with for a year and a half. Really? I Depended on you to be the one to wake up with me this morning and take me to work. I depended on you to not lie to me and tell me you were going for thirty minutes and then stay for 4 hours. Not to mention when I called your phone all i could hear was girls screaming in the background and loud music.. at one point you were even going down 92 with them in your car. All while i was at home waiting for you. I mean if you wanted to hangout with those people for a long time thats fine but you could have atleast given me a courtesy call to let me know i could go ahead and go to sleep and not wait on you. after ignoring my calls for a long period of time you finally answered the phone and when i told you i was going to your dads to gather up ALL of my things you didnt care. You didnt try to stop me. You just met these people this night and the guy who invited you has only been your friend for a month yet you were putting all of them before me. I was crying and you didnt give two shits. As soon as someone else came along who wanted to chill with you you left me in the dirt. So i went to your dads and i got ALL of my stuff. You dont know how to treat me. The world always has to revolve around you and im sick of it. I do EVERYTHING for you. I bought you a 300 dollar christmas gift when the one you got for me was 150. I buy your food for you all the time considering you dont have a job and i do. I help you with gas. I make your protein shakes for you, i make your bed and occasionally do your laudry. When you have a stressful day i rub your back for you and things and THIS is what i get in return. YOu called me 4 times last night and didnt say anything when i answered the phone.. you just let me hear those trashy sluts in the back ground and your loud music. You will understand one day that you made a big mistake. A VERY BIG MISTAKE. those girls arent going to be the ones doing **** for you and at this point neither am i. Im done. So when you try calling me today and the next days to come.. youll get a big **** YOU from me. I will be busy. Im done with you.. i cant keep letting people walk all over me. especially someone like you who i put before EVERYONE! My friends, my family.. and the second an AQUANTAINCE wants attention you basically forget who i am. Im NOT just some girl and i wont be treated like SOME girl. | | Its a long and angry email. It seems that he don't appreciate what u've done for him. Does he truly loves u? Sorry to say this, I doubt it. Find time to talk to him face to face and sort things out.. Whatever the outcome will be, accept and respect. :) | Fake hoe gonna get ****** up =)? alright soo, theres this girl at my school that thinks she can mess with me., and she always talks **** about me behind my back callin me a slut and that i cant beat her...shes a cheerleader and shes stupid as hell. im not gonna kick her *** until the end of the year cause right now i have good grades and shes not worth getting suspended for 2 weeks...so i think that i decided to beat the **** out of her on the last day of school, cause she needs to learn when to shut the **** up and im switching to a different highschool in the district anyways. sooo, should i do it or just let it go?! | | It's fun the think about it, but don't do it. It will go on your record. But, you might let her know your will be looking for her the last day of school, so she can think about it for a few months. Good luck* | I am so mad and I feel useless!!! Help me out in this situation!? Okay so today I was playing my PS3, had a stomach ache and needed to take a dump. My sister who is fixing herself in front of the mirror in the bathroom was a total ***** and she didn't let me use the bathroom. My mom warned us not to wake her up from her rest (she works at night usually sleeps during the daytime). My sister goes down and decides to use the computer and after I take a dump, I asked my sister if I could use my PS3 (my computer and ps3 are connected to the same TV) but she was being a slut *** ***** and said no. I said to her the rule is first come first serve, I used the TV to play PS3 first not her. She told me she never got to use the computer because she was with my mom at work and I told her bullshit if you wanna use the computer in the first place why didn't you just stay home instead of going with mom to work. And my mom gets berserk, grabs a belt preparing to hit one of us two and asks us what the hell is going on. I told her that my sister used the TV while I was in the bathroom. I was the first one to be beside the TV and I told my mom the rule she always told me "First come, First Serve" and she gave no **** about it and told me and my sister to stop using the TV. Mom told me the reason why my sister wanted a laptop. Its because I am the one always using the computer and when my sister wants to use it, she gets wrong timing and I say no. My sister tells my mom that I never let her use the computer because I say no. Its because I'm using the damn computer, once its being used by someone no one else can disturb that person's session. Besides I don't understand why my ******* sister had to use the computer downstairs when there was a laptop upstairs where she was in the beginning. I feel my parents always team up with my sister and I am the only one against them. To be honest, I feel like my life is ******. My mom doesn't understand some of my problems I'm having with my sister most of the time because all she cares about is my goddamn sister. My mom told me she had no favorites. But actually she does. My sister is her favorite guy. She gets what she wants I mean last year she got a puppy for Christmas and I only got 1 PS3 game not the ones I wanted because my parents don't even care about me, then my mom got my sister an iPod touch before her birthday, my sister got new clothes and shoes and slippers before the summer and I got $600 worth of clothing material my mom bought but we saved $400 and my mom spent only $200 on my clothes at least I felt like it was fair just for a while, my sister got her haircut a week ago and I get nothing but clothes and a PS3 game which I don't even play anymore. I asked my mom if I can get a new guitar but she told me she didn't have the money even though she did have money for fixing my sister's hair for around $300. I work around the household too. I do the dishes after every meal sometimes my mom does it for me. I feel like I doing something but I don't even get rewarded with something. My sister's puppy costed $3000 plus supplies and other puppy's needs for over $5000. My parents wouldn't even spend that much on me. My sister hardly looks after the puppy, she only admires it for its cuteness although sometimes she takes care of him but its mostly my mom looking after her pet. Sometimes, I feel like my parents just simply don't like me. I mean yeah I don't do so well in school because they expect higher grades even though i get 70s in all classes but 90s in Math. My sister gets good grades always A+ and B+ I have seen a C but she just keeps them high enough. How do I get my mom to understand this problem me and my sister have? Everytime my sister asks for something my mom says she will get it for her, when I ask for a new guitar my mom tells me she doesn't have the money. Yeah because of the damn recession my mom got laid off but now shes got her job back. I hardly talk to my parents about anything good, now my mom works at night, sometimes in the morning, I can't even sleep until 5 in the ******* morning and I wake up at around 1 to 3 pm in the afternoon and I only get to see my mom for about 5 hours before she leaves for work. I dunno why I am going out of topic now but help me out. Why does my mom care more of my sister than me. I was her firstborn guy and I came before my sister did. I am older and my sister talks to me in a rude way and I tell her if she respects her adults she has to respect her adults. I'm 15 and she tells me that I am the only person that isn't the boss of her damn life. I keep telling her to stop swearing at me but she won't stop. She is rude and everytime me and her get into a problem, she shouts that I punched her in the face even though she talks like she is in good condition and my mom actually believes this ****. Sure my goddamn sister looks cute on the outside but on the inside of her, she is a sneaky brat. I never disliked my sister this much but since she is raised in a bad background where my mom always swears | | You know what? I think that your mean little sister is being ruse and inconsiderate. Tell her that you don't like her getting away with everything. Obviously, just saying that won't make the problem go away. Try to put her in your shoes. Tell her ''what if i go everything i wanted and you didn't, how would that make you feel?'' Just explain yourself to her. As for you mom, when you get alone time with her, tell her that you think it is very unfair that your little sister gets everything she wants and that she just wants attention. Tell her that she manipulates you all the time. And definitely tell her about the problem with hair thing. THat was pretty rude. So just, be calm, everything will turn out fine and just hope for the best. | Which is your best south park episode? 1.Cartman gets an anal probe
2.Weight Gain 4000
3.Volcano
4.Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride
5.An Elephant ***** a Pig
6.Death
7.Pink Eye
8.Starvin’Marvin
9.Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo
10.Damien
11.Tom’s Rhinoplasty
12.Mecha-Streisand
13.Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut
14.Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
15.Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
16.Chickenlover
17.Ike’s Wee Wee
18.Conjoined Fetus Lady
19.The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
20.City on the Edge of Forever (Flash Backs)
21.Summer Sucks
22.Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls
23.Chickenpox
24.Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
25.Clubhouses
26.Cow Days
27.Chef Aid
28.Spookyfish
29.Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
30.Gnomes
31.Prehistoric Ice Man
32.Rainforest Schmainforest
33.Spontaneous Combustion
34.The Succubus
35.Jakovasaurs
36.Tweek vs.Craig
37.Sexual Harassment Panda
38.Cat Orgy
39.Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
40.Jewbilee
41.KoRn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
42.Chinpokomon
43.Hooked on Monkey Phonics
44.Starvin’Marvin in Space
45.The Red Badge of Gayness (War)
46.Mr.Hankey’s Christmas Classics
47.Are You There God? It’s Me, Jesus
48.World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)
49.The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
50.Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000
51.Timmy 2000
52.Quintuplets 2000
53.Cartman Joins N.A.M.B.L.A.
54.Cherokee Hair Tampons
55.Chef Goes Nanners
56.Something You Can Do with Your Finger
57.Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
58.Probably
59.4th Grade
60.Trapper Keeper
61.Helen Keller! The Musical
62.Pip
63.Fat Camp
64.The Wacky Molestation Adventure
65.A Very Crappy Christmas
66.It Hits the Fan
67.Cripple Fight
68.Super Best Friends
69.Scott Tenorman Must Die
70.Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
71.Cartmanland
72.Proper Condom Use
73.Towelie
74.Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
75.How to Eat with Your Butt
76.The Entity
77.Here Comes the Neighborhood
78.Kenny Dies
79.Butters’Very Own Episode
80.Jared Has Aides
81.Asspen
82.Freak Strike
83.The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
84.Fun with Veal
85.Professor Chaos
86.Simpsons Already Did It
87.Red Hot Catholic Love
88.Free Hat
89.Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society
90.Guy Abduction Is Not Funny
91.A Ladder to Heaven
92.The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
93.The Death Camp of Tolerance
94.The Biggest Douche in the Universe
95.My Future Self n’ Me
96.Red Sleigh Down (Christmas in Iraq)
97.Cancelled
98.Krazy Kripples
99.Toilet Paper
100.I’m a Little Bit Country
101.Fat Butt and Pancake Head
102.Lil’Crime Stoppers
103.Red Man’s Greed
104.South Park is Gay!
105.Christian Rock Hard
106.Grey Dawn
107.Casa Bonita
108.All About Mormons
109.Butt Out
110.Raisins
111.It’s Christmas in Canada
112.Good Times with Weapons
113.Up the Down Steroids
114.The Passion of the Jew
115.You Got ****** in the *** (You Got F’d in the A’)
116.AWESOM-O
117.The Jeffersons
118.Goobacks
119.Douche and Turd
120.Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
121.Pre-School
122.Quest for Ratings
123.Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
124.Cartman’s Incredible Gift
125.Woodland Critter Christmas
126.Mr.Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina
127.Die Hippie, Die
128.Wing
129.Best Friends Forever
130.The Losing Edge
131.The Death of Eric Cartman
132.Erection Day
133.Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
134.Marjorine
135.Follow that Egg!
136.Ginger Kids
137.Trapped in the Closet
138.Free Willzyx
139.Bloody Mary
140.The Return of Chef
141.Smug Alert!
142.Cartoon Wars (Part 1)
143.Cartoon Wars (Part2)
144.A Million Little Fibers
145.Manbearpig
146.Tsst
147.Make Love, Not Warcraft
148.Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
149.Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
150.Hell on Earth 2006
151.Go God, Go!
152.Go God, Go! XII
153.Stanley’s Cup | Haha I love all of em [that I've seen]
My favs. are probably Starvin Marvin, Spookyfish, Die Hippie Die, Raisins, You Got F'd in the A, & How to Eat With Your Butt.
But my all - time favorite episode everrr is Pinkeye. I LOVE that one! Its so hilarious.
Hugs && Kisses
♥ Abby ♥ | What can I do to change things and keep him here? I really need help.? So, I've been with this guy for almost a year now, and we go way back. We dated when we were like 12, and when I moved away we lost contact. When I found him again online, we started talking for almost a year, then got together when he came back to P.A for thanksgiving break, and we decided to get back together... things were perfect at first, but then like any other relationship, as time went by things progressively got worse. The fact that he lived in another state and I never saw him except on holiday breaks didn't help, but we pulled through. The whole time I did have serious jealousy issues, because I've been ****** over so many times before, and I was also up his *** a lot. When he brought the issue to my attention, I realized he was right, and I needed to make some changes... Things started going good again. He came up to stay this past summer, and we ended up fighting a lot and I started drinking occasionally, and I got mean when I drank. Despite all I put him through, he stayed. Grant it, he's far from perfect too and he has his flaws, but he is a really good guy for the most part. The summer passed and instead of moving back to Ohio, he convinced his mom to let him live with me. She agreed and so did my grandparents (I live with them. My real parents have nothing to do with me anymore) and he enrolled in my school and moved all of his things into my room. Ever since school started, my jealousy issues got worse, because I don't trust the girls that go to this school. A majority have the reputation of being sluts, and they live up to it. We started fighting 24/7. Instead of it staying at home, the fights would carry on into school too. Most of it was my fault, because I'd get angry and too carried away about things, and he'd blow me off and that would piss me off even more, so I'd bring up the past and throw his mistakes in his face. I never mean to get so vicious. I love him to death, but he frustrates me beyond anything and makes me feel like ****. Recently, he brought up about how he loves me but doesn't want to do this anymore, and we went through one hell of a night of me begging and crying and screaming and us holding each other close, ect. And then the next morning he leads me on to believe he didn't mean what he said and he acts like everything is fine... Now I'm trying to hard to change my ways and make him happy so things can be like they used to be before we end up losing this for good, but he doesn't point out that I'm trying to change. This has happened before. He acts like he doesn't notice, so I start to regress.... I did good for a few days, and tried like hell not to act the way I used to, but nothing changed on his part and so yesterday and this morning I've been a ***** and over emotional... I want to keep him here. I love him and I know he loves me... but what do I do to make him see I'm worth it and that we can make it? | | honestly if you have repeatedly tried to control yourself around him, then maybe he just is not for you. hard to believe i know because when we are with someone for so long we want to believe they are just the only one for us. but clearly its not working out. relationships are not supposed to be about fighting all the time and worrying if the other person is out cheating or not, you're missing out on so much happiness you can be having!!! so don't be scared to take a break from him..see other guys...you will be surprised at how much happier you may turn out to be!!! | I dont know what to tell this guy. help. :(? alright so theres this guy who really liked my friend but they stopped talking and like 2 months later he came on to me n we met and we hung out alot but didnt go out.
then we got to the point where we were doing this for like a month in a half. it seemed to me like he was talking to other girls at the same time n i told him its fine but he still wasnt honest, n lied alot to me.
i tried calling him but he never answered. so i messaged him on myspace n said whats up with you. he got mad that i called him "so late" n thats why he didnt answer cause he goes to school at seve thirty. i then told him that i was done cause i didnt trust him n i didnt like how he acts like he doesnt care. n he was like "i love you i care i miss you blah blah i want to be with you im not ignoring you! i just dont wanna be the one running when it seems like the other doesnt care!"
i was like wtf? youve been flirting with other girls so much n god knows what else so kiss my ***. i dont want someone like you.
so then hes like well **** it im done n actually i had like six other girls haha n i dont **** sluts i get clean girls left n right cause im just taht goood (: so bye bye.
i havent talked to him for a while but i miss him.
so i messaged him n said whats up n did he gets a new gf.
[ i do this alot with my ex's :( ]
he said yeah why do you ask n i was like oh cool. just wanted to know. look well i wanna know where u just ******* with me or what?
n he said he really cared n missed me n wanted me n all this ****. n that he ****** uyp bad but he misses me so so much n hates what he did n hes sorry n he likes me alot still.
i dont know what to doooooooooooooooooooooo :(
i dont know weither to trust him n go back.
or to get over him eventually :/
which i know i cant easily do. | | I wouldn't trust him. It seems like he's just lying again. He's not worth your time if he said all those mean and nasty things a while back ago. Even out of anger it had some truth to it. I think you should move on past him. He just wants to see if he can get you back and then hurt you all over again. | LGBT: Getting Bullyed over facebook? this guy i use to like, was a dick to me and movie school. he played me long story shourt and hes comming to the school 2morrow...my school is really small.
Anyway if thats not bad enoph this is what i see him post on someones wall about...btw im the *****. i changed the names but they guy i use to like is James in this. What do you think i should do.
Nick: Yes come to the school. I have second and fourth spare.
James: Lol well i have school till 12 so i can come for 4th plus i wanna piss off the slut and the ****** haha
Nick: k man. aahahaah. all you have to do is show up and they flip out.
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James: I KNOWWWWWW. you said "james, when he saw you he made a face like you came up from behind and ****** him in the ***." haha
Nick: ahahhha. dude he was shitting a brick...like calm down there rainbow snake..lol
James: plus, im gonna bring up my bf to piss them both off haha he'll probably cry
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Nick: if you show up hell cry anyway..hes dramatic..and btw you should watch modern family
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ohh btw...i was blocked as soon as he sent this...my friend inboxed this me to warm me he was comming tomorrow. like what do even to that. Like it pisses me off im more mad then anything and 2morrow i just wanna puch him. he can even say it to my face. No one has ever said that stuff about me^^^, and hes gay to best of it all. | Hmmm, it doesn't seem serious, I think it's more like joking but yeah you should confront him about it and remember to watch your back lol!!
I will probably just forget about it. I don't think I would be angry if someone said that about me because for me it's not that offensive but if he keeps on doing it, I would smack the **** out of him!!
Good luck and don't fight unless it's necessary:) | Did I do something wrong? Do I deserve this? A week ago my boyfriend of 8 months broke up rith me. I was upset, but we decided to be friends, everything was going fine, until him and my friend Natasha started flirting and talking alot; I didn't make a big deal
about it till a few days ago. Matt started texting me all of these very sexual things regarding him and Natasha; I didn't know what the heck was going on, then about an hour later he texts me saying that it wasn't true. I was still very confused so I wanted to ask Natasha what was going on, I didn't confront her, I asked her very calmly. Then that night Matt texted me and told me to stay out of his business; I was just curious. Then at school yesterday I was just having a ftiendly conversation with Natasha and I quickly asked her if she would ever date Matt. Then last night I had one of the most hardest nights ever . Matt started texting me to stop asking Natasha about them. He texted me about ten of the meanest things someone has ever said to me. The texts were calling me a whore a b*tch, how dumb I am. How I am pissing everybody off and how everyone thinks I nag and complain. How much he hates me. That I am such a slut. That nobody likes me. The texts were worded in such a way that it makes me shake and cry. Here are some of the textd he sent me "shut the **** up hailey ur jelous and u really screwed up cuz i like her more
than i like u." ur dumb u ******* intagragate her and make ur self look so retarted u dumb ***" "wow hailey ur ****** cant u like just stay out of my ******* life and get lost ur reallying pissing me off and alot of other people" I didn't text him back hurtfull things; I just told him the only reason I asked Natasha was because I wondering.
What do I do?
We're both 16 | No you don't deserve this.
And stop calling Natasha a friend.
She's not.
She's telling him everything you're saying and they're having fun at your expense.
They deserve each other. |
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